25 tweets over seks die je aan het lachen maken

Er zijn zoveel grappige tweets over seks, daarom hebben we de meest grappige tweets voor je op een ritje gezet!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The fastest speed in sex is 68 because once you go 69 you're bound to flip over <a href="https://twitter.com/GrimsToyShow">@GrimsToyShow</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/Lyricoldrap">@Lyricoldrap</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sexjoke?src=hash">#sexjoke</a></p>— AGuyBehindAScreen (@Pixelgunjoin) <a href="https://twitter.com/Pixelgunjoin/status/691348033120788480">January 24, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How hard can it be? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sexjoke?src=hash">#sexjoke</a></p>— Abbey Steffens (@abbystffns) <a href="https://twitter.com/abbystffns/status/648174436294635520">September 27, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba</p>— ♡Handsome Tweet Guy♡ (@SortaBad) <a href="https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/496515716926156800">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We never thought that <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HomeHardware?src=hash">#HomeHardware</a> would of become one of our competitors <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sexjoke?src=hash">#sexjoke</a> <a href="http://t.co/7vqhN5WZA9">pic.twitter.com/7vqhN5WZA9</a></p>— Adult Fun Superstore (@AFS_Ott) <a href="https://twitter.com/AFS_Ott/status/640542690959036416">September 6, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me: Netflix & chill?<br>Her: sure<br>[later that night]<br>Her: so you don't have Netflix?<br>Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don't have chill either</p>— David Hughes (@david8hughes) <a href="https://twitter.com/david8hughes/status/643787636801318912">September 15, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">{Goes to buy Virgin Airlines ticket}<br>"Can I buy one even if I've done sex?"<br>Um. Yes sir<br>"Cause I have"<br>Okay<br>"I've done all of it"<br>Please go</p>— Michael (@Home_Halfway) <a href="https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/553282982900137984">January 8, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"yes I'm very good in bed"<br>*folds blanket and neatly props up pillow*<br>*pillow falls over*<br>"Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"</p>— dan (@oxygenplug) <a href="https://twitter.com/oxygenplug/status/457938097180000256">April 20, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[sex]<br>HER: talk confusedly to me<br>ME: what<br>HER: oh fuck yeah</p>— some light crying (@somelightcrying) <a href="https://twitter.com/somelightcrying/status/580441556466958336">March 24, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing</p>— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) <a href="https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/416327528928645120">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread</p>— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) <a href="https://twitter.com/pakalupapito/status/571508595554164736">February 28, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex]<br><br>Her: faster! faster!<br><br>Me: oh god no</p>— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) <a href="https://twitter.com/OBiiieeee/status/525131917625425920">October 23, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*in the middle of sex<br>"Go deeper"<br>Okay<br>*pulls out*<br>*sits in a chair and sips coffee*<br>*opens poetry book*<br>Two roads diverged in a wood and I-</p>— Cocaine Cola (@SatansTongue) <a href="https://twitter.com/SatansTongue/status/430894594386300928">February 5, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">woops did i leave both of my bowling trophies in my hands during sex again that's embarrassing</p>— chuuch (@ch000ch) <a href="https://twitter.com/ch000ch/status/506286135250014208">September 1, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just once I'd like to see a movie sex scene be accurate. <br><br>You know, him having a hard time getting her off then giving up.</p>— The Eh Factor (@AngelaEhh) <a href="https://twitter.com/AngelaEhh/status/497614707243909120">August 8, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go</p>— Matt Shirley (@mattsurely) <a href="https://twitter.com/mattsurely/status/552180385912590336">January 5, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Every text conversation feels like bad sex where one person doesn't get to finish</p>— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) <a href="https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/551495947151482882">January 3, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What idiot called it "leaving right after sex" and not "nuts and bolts"?</p>— Dr. Jimi Torosian (@jimmytorosian) <a href="https://twitter.com/jimmytorosian/status/546807127965057024">December 21, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.</p>— Rolo XG ツ (@TheRolo) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRolo/status/467062660182179841">May 15, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*has sex with you*<br><br>*declines your FB friend request*</p>— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) <a href="https://twitter.com/DaddyJew/status/507270403539369984">September 3, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">girl your body is a temple. but it’s the water temple from Zelda so once I’m in there I have no idea what to do</p>— lawblob (@lawblob) <a href="https://twitter.com/lawblob/status/344174260878712832">June 10, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">son, ur 2 now - old enuff for the talk. see, sex is a lot like a ocean - im drownin in it. lol now put ur hand up this is called a high five</p>— TORMBLABLY PIACKEELS (@Tormny_Pickeals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Tormny_Pickeals/status/355428125930295297">July 11, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[after having sex for first time]<br>HER: was that not the best thing ever?<br>ME: *remembering when my car hit 42069 miles* its up there for sure</p>— Prince Pupper (@matt___nelson) <a href="https://twitter.com/matt___nelson/status/602862506860679168">May 25, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[high school sex ed class]<br>*scoffs*<br>When are we ever going to use this in real life</p>— Hippo (@InternetHippo) <a href="https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/559390788593778689">January 25, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sex is a sacred, beautiful thing and you should wait to have it until you're absolutely sure you're horny.</p>— God (@TheTweetOfGod) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/470721155607719936">May 26, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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25 tweets over seks die je aan het lachen maken

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